The Lord thy God smote the Canaanites
And banished the House of Judah
From the land of Israel.
Mighty is thy Lord
And he shall curse seven generations
For the inequities of those who stand against thee.
He shall make fall the driver in front of thee
And the people who block aisles at the supermarket.
Thy god is a jealous god who shall judge
The righteousness of men.

But our Lord is the Lord of Compassion
Who with an all seeing eye
Knows that all hearts are true.
Our lord is the Lord of Gratitude,
Who stops men to smell the roses
And play with children in the rain.
Our lord blesses the checkout operator.
Whose mother is dying in pain.
Ours is the Lord of Peace
Who offers the Kingdom of Heaven within.